June Waffles Wisdom
Short on Legs, Big on Wellness
Darlings, we did it. Summer has officially entered the chat. The days are long, the SPF is high, and the sidewalks are sizzling like a cast iron skillet at brunch. Whether you're soaking up the sun or just trying to keep your cool, emotionally and otherwise, this season is your cue to bloom boldly.
And baby, don’t get it twisted. Summer is not just for beach bods and rooftop rosé. It is a powerful time to realign, recharge, and maybe rethink that “I’ll get to it later” energy we left in spring. Whether you're planting seeds, literally or metaphorically, or just trying to keep your houseplants alive, know this: growth is growth.
Now grab your sunglasses, your reusable water bottle, and maybe a fan for the heat and the drama. We are stepping into summer like we own the runway.
And as always, if you want more wellness, wisdom, and Waffles in your life, trot on over to Instagram @waffleswisdompfp. Let’s make this messy world fabulous together.
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Dear Waffles, I keep feeling like I’m not doing enough. For the planet, for my job, for literally everything. Then I get overwhelmed, spiral, and end up doing... nothing. How do you deal with that kind of guilt-and-freeze combo?
— Frozen and Frazzled
Oh baby, let me give you a big, fabulous hug with my tiny fluffy arms. That “not doing enough” voice? She’s loud, dramatic, and frankly, a little rude. And when she links up with overwhelm? Disaster. But doing nothing doesn’t mean you don’t care. It means your brain is stuck in a traffic jam of expectations. So let’s reroute. Pick one small, intentional move and do it with love. That’s how momentum starts—not with a bang, but a gentle wiggle forward. You’re not behind, darling. You’re recalibrating. One paw at a time. And you look cute doing it.
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Dear Waffles, Every time I open the news, it feels like we’re five minutes from World War III. I can’t tell if I should be building a bunker or baking banana bread. How do you stay grounded when everything feels like too much?
— News Junkie/Joy Seeker
Oh honey, welcome to the club. Some days I’m prepping my emergency kit, other days I’m deep-conditioning my fur and making a vision board. That’s what I call balance.
Here’s the truth: yes, the world is messy. The headlines are loud. But your nervous system? She deserves peace. That’s why I keep my paws planted in what I can control—connecting with my chosen family, advocating for real change, and savoring little joys (like a fresh bowl of blueberries and a well-timed Beyoncé playlist).
You don’t have to choose between the bunker and the banana bread. Just don’t forget that rest, joy, and glitter are all part of the resistance too. Keep your head high, your heart open, and your lashes waterproof. Just in case.
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Dear Waffles, You talk a lot about reshaping the insurance system. But like… was it ever really good to begin with?
— Mildly Cynical, Deeply Curious
Oh baby, you better believe it was. Before insurance turned into a soul-sucking sea of fine print and renewal anxiety, she was serving mutual aid realness. That’s right. She was born from love, not loopholes.
Picture this. Back in the day, when a fire burned down your bakery or the storm swept away your fishing boat, your neighbors didn’t just say “sorry.” They came together and tossed coins into a community pot so no one got left behind. It was giving potluck but make it protective. Shared risk. Shared reward. Shared responsibility. That was the original insurance fantasy and reality.
But then came the gray suits, the conference calls, and the corporate takeover. Our girl Insurance lost her sparkle. She forgot her roots and started cosplaying as a spreadsheet.
Here’s the tea. That original magic? Still alive and kicking. She just needs a reality check, a fresh perspective, and a full wardrobe reboot. In other words, she’s due for a glow-up.
At Premiums for the Planet, we’re here with the glam squad. We help companies team up for stronger, smarter coverage. Our goal is to redirect premiums away from climate chaos and into solutions that serve people and planet. We transform insurance from a boring annual chore into a bold tool for resilience and justice, together.
Because when you peel back the layers, insurance was always meant to protect the people. Not the polluters. Not the status quo. The people.
So yes, boo, your side-eye is valid. But don’t count her out just yet. She’s got roots in solidarity. And with a little love, some self-reflection, and a lot of lip gloss, she’s ready for her comeback.
Stay fabulous. Stay curious. And keep asking the questions that make the system sweat.
Now let’s go get our girl back.
For more fabulous advice from Waffles, our Head of Wellness, send her your questions at waffles@premiumsfortheplanet.com.